Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Thanksgiving
First, I'd like to encourage you to express your gratitude to those people who may not know that they have had an impact on your life. Maybe there's someone you interacted with only briefly, but made a huge impact on your life. Or maybe you only got to know someone professionally, but even in that capacity the person made a big impact and doesn't know. These can often be the most rewarding messages of thanks to receive.
Second, it wouldn't be a Digression if it didn't include haughty derisive criticism, so I've compiled a Top 10 list of people and organizations which deserve our thanks in spite of all evidence to the contrary:
10) Jerry Sandusky - Not only did he bring down the best college football program in the FBS, he has managed to consume "news" headlines for practically an entire month. At least we got a little bit of entertainment out of his interview with Bob Costas. Raping little boys is also a big minus. We can, however, thank his case for bringing awareness to institutions that perpetuate systems of hierarchy and oppression.
9) UNESCO - UNESCO is - scratch that - WAS an important organization of the UN. That was before it decided to welcome Palestine as a member. Don't get me wrong, of course Palestine deserves statehood, but the only thing welcoming Palestine into UNESCO did was to cut their funding by 20% because the US was obligated to stop funding them. Now they're considering taking money from Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo, the dictator of Equatorial Guinea who has amassed a vast fortune exploiting the have-nots in one of the must unequal societies in the world. Why do we thank UNESCO - for showing how truly incompetent the current iteration of world governance can be.
8) Herman Cain - the man is accused of sexual assault by four women, seems to have no clue of whether Libya is a continent, a country, or the girl next door, and has an odd numerological fascination with the number 9. Cain is proof of just how insane the combination of a fanatic right-wing American public and a media willing to buy into the game show "Anyone But Romney" really is. If anyone ever wakes up and realizes, it will be because This is Herman Cain.
7) Congress - Failed Supercomittee, Passed a reaffirmation of a reaffirmation of the motto "In God We Trust" which was originally passed only 55 years ago, and reaffirmed unnecessarily for the first time 5 years ago. Thank you, for giving everyone else in the country a self-esteem boost. Now we all know that there are people who are even more stubborn, anti-social, and difficult to interact with than we are.
6) Kim Kardashian - You are famous because you are famous. You possess no skills, talents, particular beauty, or anything else that would otherwise distinguish you from most Americans other than your wealth. Nonetheless you have managed to parlay your wealth into fame and that fame into even more wealth. Thank you for epitomising the reproduction of capital. Also, you win an award for most fitting name anagram: Khaki Sin Drama. Yeah, that seems about right.
5) Police - I know, I know, you keep us safe. But you turn up with guns and pepper spray at non-violent Occupy rallies and don't even bother showing up for Tea Party gun rallies? Thank you, for revealing the ridiculousness of weaponry at a non-violent protest, with a special shoutout to the University of California police.
4, 3, 2, and 1) Sporting Bureaucracy. NCAA, FIFA, Bud Selig, Roger Goodell, take your pick. The NCAA, that upstanding body that protects the scholastic integretiy of our young student-athletes, has now decided it too wants a piece of the Jerry Sandusky pie. Thank you for reminding us not to be greedy at the Thanksgiving dinner table. Bud Selig decided his own team should play in the National League, so moved it there a decade ago, creating imbalanced leagues. Now everyone knows why because Major League Baseball paid off the new Houston Astros owner to move to the American League, when the team has always been in the National League. Thank you, for reminding us that conflict of interest ALWAYS results in bad decisions. Roger Goodell lays out indiscriminate and arbitrary fines for "unlawful" hits. Thank you for demonstrating how autocratic rule, even over people who aren't losing anything of value (what's $25,000 out of several million a year?), results in civil discontent. To the NBA Lockout, thank you for reminding us of the utility of collective bargaining, even if you are all greedy bastards. And finally, to FIFA (and Sepp Blatter), thank you for demonstrating the true incompetence of bloated bureaucracy and old age.
So in spite of their mishaps, let's give thanks for these abhorrent people and institutions. If we cannot learn from them, are we really any better than them?
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Sepp Blatter is not a Giant Bird
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Thoughts on the USMNT friendlies against France and Slovenia
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Sexual Assault - Penn State and Herman Cain
Monday, August 1, 2011
Manchester United 2 - 1 Barcelona
Friday, July 29, 2011
Jurgen Klinsmann to Replace Bob Bradley
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Bob Bradley Fired by USSF
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
MLS All-Star Game Massacre
2011 Tour de France Awards
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Tour de France Recap and Highlights
Monday, July 25, 2011
Debating the Real Issues: Avoiding the Douthatian Trap
Saturday, July 23, 2011
On Protest, Activism, and Affecting Social Change, Part 2: Dickinson College Sexual Assault Protest
Friday, July 22, 2011
On Protest, Activism, and Affecting Social Change, Part 1
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Against the (Mis)Use of Economics in Political Discourse
Monday, July 18, 2011
Mischief Managed: Some Thoughts on the Final Movie and the Success of the Series
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
A Less Imperfect Union: What the Strauss-Kahn Case Says about American Egalitarianism
NY Times columnist Joe Nocera wrote yesterday about the actions of Manhattan district attorney Cyrus Vance, who investigated the alleged rape of a hotel maid by Dominique Strauss-Kahn. Nocera's argument, that Vance's actions were not only justified but also most likely better executed than those most D.A.'s would have taken, is compelling. But unfortunately, Nocera doesn't stop there. He extrapolates, based on an article from French philosopher Bernard-Henri Lévy and the actions of Vance, about differences between American society and French society.
Lévy's article is repulsive and violates any notion whatsoever of equality. He goes so far as to suggest that the global elite should not be subjected to the "perp walk" because it "could only degenerate into globally observed torture." The argument is that the most famous members of our society should not be subjected to the same treatment as those of us commoners. Perhaps Lévy feels personally threatened by what might emerge out of the egalitarianization of the global aristocracy and the common men, being himself a member of the more privileged class, but I doubt if his perspective is fueled only by personal insecurity.
Lévy went on to defend the French people, in particular the socialists, who rallied behind Strauss-Kahn in the early days of the emergence of the charges against him. Lévy stated that "introducing ideological considerations in an arena with which they have nothing to do-is, in itself, very disturbing." This was in reference to Bill Keller's (executive editor of the NY Times) letter expressing puzzlement at the attitudes of the French people. Lévy's assertion betrays his predetermined beliefs. Because he believed Strauss-Kahn innocent and the facts now point to his innocence, all those who believed Strauss-Kahn innocent did so rationally. The millions of socialists in France had no access to any of the information surrounding the case when they decided Strauss-Kahn was innocent, much like Lévy himself didn't have such information when he made his decision. The fact alone that the number was significantly lower for non-socialists in France is indication that ideology did, in fact, play a role, whether we want to admit it or not.
It is remarkable to think that while Lévy defended the French socialists for their beliefs about Strauss-Kahn's innocence, in the same article he castigated the dozens of hotel maids in New York City who gathered outside the courtroom and who "knew nothing of the actual case." Does he really believe that the hotel maids in New York had any less information than the millions of French socialists? Perhaps this is merely a moment of blind nationalism for Lévy. Perhaps is willing to condemn the American poor but not the French poor. But what if it is something much more sinister? What if Lévy, who professes that "if there is a lifelong combat I have led of which I am proud, it is that which consists of giving voice to the humble and to those who have no voice," looks with disdain, condescension and contempt at those people who have no voice? What if he likes them in the abstract, but not in the concrete? To profess a desire to provide opportunities and voices to those people who have none is wonderful, but if it is not borne out of a heartfelt love of one's fellow human, then it is nothing more than an attempt to make those people more like oneself.
And let's take a step back and assess the situation of the case, which will probably be dropped. Are there serious concerns over the testimony of the accuser? Absolutely. Will these concerns lead the case to be unable to be pursued? Almost certainly. But as Nocera points out, "clearly, something very bad happened in that hotel room. Quite possibly a crime was committed." Lévy would take the actions of D.A. Vance as evidence that de Tocqueville's assertion that the American justice system is the most democratic in the world is no longer sound. Nocera takes Lévy's article as evidence that America is more egalitarian than France. Yet although Nocera's assertion is much more plausible than Lévy's, the idea that Lévy's article and the opinions of French socialists, combined with the actions of D.A. Vance, can be taken as representative of the relative degree of democraticness extant in American and French societies is not a particularly good one.
Conceivably, Nocera just got carried away with a bit of Independence Day, nationalistic chest-pounding. He acknowledges that there remain substantial obstacles to the accomplishment of a state resembling equality in this country, but it is his last paragraph with which I take exception. Nocera writes that, "To judge by his recent writings, Bernard-Henri Lévy prefers to live in a country where the elites are rarely held to account, where crimes against women are routinely excused with a wink and a nod and where people without money or status are treated like the nonentities that the French moneyed class believe they are. I'd rather live here." The irony is that the country in which Nocera believes Lévy prefers to live sounds remarkably like our own. I think the problems Nocera identifies as French or European are actually western. And instead of being indicative of America, it happens to be the case that just this once, we managed to exceed the unacceptable norms.
Monday, July 4, 2011
A Different Type of Union: Why Gay Marriage is a Mixed Blessing
This is by no means a condemnation of the gay rights movement. It is strong, and it has overcome tremendous hurdles. This is a call to awareness about the next step we must take in the struggle for equality. Good job to the gay rights movement of New York, but this is just the beginning of getting government out of our personal decisions.